Whiskey & Grilled Cheese

I'm a Barista and a fan of the Oxford comma. My friends do not understand how I can enjoy Guinness extra stout beer. A lot of people tell me that Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal and I take that as a compliment. I'm currently going through a phase of trying to up-cycle everything. Nail polish smells really nice. If I were going to explain anything I'd choose to use an overwhelming mixture of words and photographs.

me 100% of the time:	nobody fucking touch me i will skin you and wear you as a fucking coat
also me 100% of the time:	come here and cuddle me and wrap your arms around me and run your fingers through my hair and pet me and kiss me please please please

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